Monday, July 13, 2009

Update: Barbara Boxer is still a bitch.


Barbara Boxer is so pleasant. I can't imagine why she isn't the Queen of America by now. She's so smart...I just don't understand why people don't like her. Oh wait, Barbara Boxer is a huge bitch.

http://news.yahoo.com/s/mcclatchy/20090711/sc_mcclatchy/3269899

"If the Senate doesn't pass a bill to cut global warming, Democratic Sen. Barbara Boxer says, there will be dire results: droughts, floods, fires, loss of species, damage to agriculture, worsening air pollution and more." - YahooNews.com

Barbara Boxer sounds like she got her talking points from the scene in Ghostbusters where Ray and Winston are discussing Armageddon. (I can't believe I actually found a link to this scene, check it out.)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jftOwxJWdRc&feature=related

The sad thing is, even though Ghostbusters totally kicks ass, it's a movie. We don't have super hilarious scientists with proton packs to call whenever some other-worldly monster like Barbara Boxer shows up on the scene. I would love to see them cross the streams and put Babs down like the Stay-Puft Marshmallow Man in the final scene. Boom.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dlxlHaHZoRQ

If you don't get the Ghostbusters references, then you were denied happiness as a child...go to Perez Hilton's blog so you can help him complain about good-looking people and how bad everybody treats you. It's your parents' fault you have no friends...not mine.

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