So I had a rough weekend...not like drinking whiskey and beating up hookers rough...but let's just say it wasn't fun...at all. I didn't have any motivation to post anything and I still really don't. The news cycle is complete shit and yesterday, when I finally decided to stop feeling sorry for myself and do something, this was the first article I came across...sick. -
After I got done vomiting, I just threw my computer, and my body, out of my office window. I work at McDonald's though, so it's not really an office. I stand in between the deep-fryer and the cash register and just sort of slobber on my shirt and stare at customers. Anyway, I landed on top of someone's Toyota Camry...and they were pissed off! They said NO FUCKING PICKLES!
Side Note - In cases like this, there shouldn't be a trial...they should make this sick freak dig her own grave, kick her into it like King Leonidas, and bury her alive. It wouldn't be half as bad as what she put her poor baby through. Please don't blather and whine about postpartum depression...I have post-college depression and I don't skin babies and eat their brains. What do you think Iron Mike? (Just go to 1:10 in and enjoy yourself.) -
“Lennox Lewis, I'm coming for you man. My style is impetuous, my defense is impregnable and I'm just ferocious. I want your heart, I want to eat his children. Praise be to Allah!” - Iron Mike Tyson
Mike Tyson is a lunatic but he is also a bad-ass...check this out! -
This is also amazing...but in a completely different way...and only because I spent hours of my childhood unsuccessfully attempting to do this without game genie. -
What were we talking about again?
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