In the latest ramblings from Al Gore, he compares his fight against Global Warming...err...Climate Change...uhh...anyway...he compares his crusade for Mother Earth to Winston Churchill beating back the Nazis in WWII.
http://www.timesonline.co.uk/tol/news/environment/article6658672.ece
Good call Al...Global Warming is EXACTLY like the threat of the Third Reich. Well, except for the fact that the Nazis were a concrete group of national socialists that were systematically exterminating non-Aryans and attempting to conquer Europe. I'm sure Al compares Global Warming skeptics with Holocaust deniers too. You would think that the guy who invented the Internet would have a little more sense. He's probably more of a numbers guy...which would fully explain his interest in international climate regulations...he knows how much he stands to gain off of pseudo-science (and taxes from that pseudo-science). Remember when the rain forests disappeared, or when all those people died from acid rain, or when the planet shut down because of Y2K? Oh, you don't? Oh, that's riiiiight, none of those things ever happened, even though a bunch of Bill Nyes swore that these events would signal the end of the world. Keep your fat fingers off my money Man Bear Pig...I'm Super Serious You Guys!!! Hahaha, you suck Al Gore. I'd rather listen to someone vomit for ten seconds on a continuous loop over any CO2 emitted from this guy. Go away already!
And Winston Churchill is one of my heroes...please keep his name from coming out of your mouth...he's probably spinning in his grave like a rotisserie chicken right now.
"A fanatic is one who can't change his mind and won't change the subject." - Winston Churchill
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